Rooftop Bar Lover Gifts

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Beer Garden Kit

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."