Rooftop Bar Lover Pillows

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"An everything Martini, please."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Beer Garden Kit

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'