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'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"I don't believe in you!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

"Pace yourself, Mother."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

How to read a modern roof rack.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'Now this is entertainment!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

More Hamptons

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Feeling on top of the world.