Roof-top Pondering T-Shirts

Woman on Widow Walk Watching Golf

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Inbox and outbox for books

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

Addiction: high gas prices.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Now this is entertainment!'

"Who was first?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Bang Balls.

Expensive water supplies.

'I wonder if I still get my senior citizen's discount.'

"Great weather for ducks" - "Not really the sound of the rain drowns out my Rachmaninoff"

'Is this your profit?'

Feeling on top of the world.

"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

Smoking in the city.

"Do you think the people at the higher rooftop bar are having more fun?"

"All right, all right – I think I’ve sufficiently indulged the precepts of this ‘walk.’"