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"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

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Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'