Roof-top Relaxer Gifts

Inbox and outbox for books

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

Living next door to area 51

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.