Rooftop Relaxation Gifts

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Inbox and outbox for books

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Living next door to area 51

"What … have … you … done?"

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

City Hammock

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Yoga at home

Spring