Rooftop Relaxation Seeker Gifts

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't believe in you!"

"Uptight End"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Holiday Aerobics.

Interpretive napping

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax