Rooftop Relaxation Seeker Pillows

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I don't believe in you!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Loofah Lady

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Email Notifications

Interpretive napping

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Housewife: Out of Order.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."