Relaxation Seeker Gifts

I am ready for my wine.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Maybe I don't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink..."

"With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Life-Work Balance.

"We could finally make a decision, but it's so much more relaxing to keep mulling our options."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"I guess that answers the question then!"

"I'm worried about John. He just can't seem to forget about the office and relax."

Turned out to be a false positive but...

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

'I hope this will relieve some tension.'

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"I'm prescribing an over-the-counter relaxer. Your local wine merchant can fill it for you."

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

"O.K., you. Break's over. Time to resume summer vacation."

"He's looking for something for the beach."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Enjoying the Great Outdoors.

Working Holiday

Bubble & Squeak.

'You must be crazy.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."