Race Relaxation Seeker Gifts

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Golfing Boss

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

"Eat my dust!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Beer Order

'Fine. And you?'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Loofah Lady