Relaxation Seekers Gifts

Hot Tub Frosty

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

This Year's Spa

"Herbal Tea Party"

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

Massage therapist inadvertently beats up client.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"We now anesthetize with dentist office music."

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

'Now I can tape my soaps during the day and watch them at night.'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Dot to Dot Magazine

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Why fly south?"

The Early and the Late Bird

'I'm just tired of all this crap.'

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Online Shopping. . . A better way to spend your time.

Bang Balls.

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Lazy Desert Island Gag

"I need this more than you."

"Naturally we need to adjust the chemicals, but it seems to be the only thing that relaxed him after work."

Watchdog on Holiday

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Golfing Boss

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"