Roof Relaxer Gifts

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Well Earned Vacation"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Angler's bait

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'