Roof Relaxer Mugs

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Well Earned Vacation"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Inbox and outbox for books

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Angler's bait

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"