Riverbank Relaxer Gifts

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

Angler's bait

"Ahhh... close enough."

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Segregated Beach

Chillaxing!

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

Sheep Fishing

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Legalization of marijuana

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

A lifeguard at the beach

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"