Riverbank Aficionado Gifts

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Streaming"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

I have a dream.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Angler's bait

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Salmon with a gas mask.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'