Riverbank Jokester Gifts

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Secret Identity Theft.

Angler's bait

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

Kid, you can't go taking credit cards and identities. It's stealing. Just the same as if you stole something from a store. Yes sir. I want to be a good person. I won't do it anymore. And no freezing my assets. You're no fun at all.

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

"Hands up!"

PANIC!

Sheep Fishing

Bomb's Away

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.