Riverbank Jokester T-Shirts

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Angler's bait

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Bomb's Away

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

"Hands up!"

PANIC!

Sheep Fishing

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'