Waterside Relaxer Gifts

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone fishin' '.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"How's it look back there?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Visit a Place in your Past...

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"