Waterside Relaxer Pillows

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone fishin' '.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"How's it look back there?"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.