Poolside Relaxers Gifts

"I can make the old people disappear with two magic words - Marco Polo."

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"How's it look back there?"

Hollywood Breakup

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

The Clueless Diver

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."