Poolside Chillers Gifts

The Clueless Diver

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"I only need shade for my wine."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Hollywood Breakup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"My feet are cold."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Beware of Watchdog

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

'Want to go for a dip?'

And as the sun sets over the hills...