Chilling By The Pool Gifts

Bring your own inflatable.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Hollywood Breakup

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Inactive wear store.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

The Clueless Diver

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'