Poolside Relaxers Mugs

"I can make the old people disappear with two magic words - Marco Polo."

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

"I only need shade for my wine."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Hollywood Breakup

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My feet are cold."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

The Clueless Diver

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"