Rooftop Relaxer T-Shirts

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

More Hamptons

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Inbox and outbox for books

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat