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'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Now this is entertainment!'

Feeling on top of the world.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

An early space launch attempt.

"I don't believe in you!"

Your Future Home.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I'd like to make a return."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Drive safely.

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

Second Chance Exit.

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"Look—there it goes again!"

"I installed an awesome smart light. It turns off when my parents enter my room so they can't see the mess."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Directions for walker across several hills.

The End.