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'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Now this is entertainment!'

Feeling on top of the world.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I don't believe in you!"

Your Future Home.

An early space launch attempt.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

Drive safely.

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

Second Chance Exit.

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

"Look—there it goes again!"

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

"I installed an awesome smart light. It turns off when my parents enter my room so they can't see the mess."

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.