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Directions for walker across several hills.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Vineyard

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Golfing Accident