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The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Are we there yet?'

Fish hunting for men.

Frog in the puddles.