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The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

ET Mishap

Butterflies

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Deer Season Open.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Are we there yet?'