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'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Golfing Bishop.

"I don't believe in you!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Jurassic Country Club.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

Kids - who'd have em?

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Bloody 4WDs!'

Have a swinging Christmas!

Aerial Birds.

Smoking in the city.

'Lightning bolt.'

"Do you think the people at the higher rooftop bar are having more fun?"

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).

'Can it wait a couple of weeks?'