Rooftop Rider Mugs

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Face Painting.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Roller-coaster

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

Snow Plowing

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

Man on bike

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

"Look—there it goes again!"

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

How to read a modern roof rack.

"Have fun at the carnival...and I can do without the comments on my driving!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'Now this is entertainment!'

Pollock, The Ride

Stock Market.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"At last, just me and nature."

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'