Rooftop Philosopher Mugs

"All right, all right – I think I’ve sufficiently indulged the precepts of this ‘walk.’"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't believe in you!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

"Look—there it goes again!"

"Change is good, especially in others."

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

'Now this is entertainment!'

"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous."

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

Opening Monday - Closing Friday.

Tunnel of Life

"Ow! - I've got something in my third eye!"

'What do you mean, you hear a burglar downstairs?'