Rooftop Philosopher Mugs

"All right, all right – I think I’ve sufficiently indulged the precepts of this ‘walk.’"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I don't believe in you!"

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Look—there it goes again!"

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

'Now this is entertainment!'

"Change is good, especially in others."

"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous."

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

"Ow! - I've got something in my third eye!"

'What do you mean, you hear a burglar downstairs?'

Opening Monday - Closing Friday.

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

Tunnel of Life

'Just remember never to sell before the boom, or buy before the bust.'