Fireside Philosopher Mugs

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Courage. Love.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

Continental Drift.

Chicken: the one-man show

Jay McInerney

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

Bear bends hunter's guns.

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

How does she get her grass so green?

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"Ig a skyscraper collapses in the cit and I don't hear it...will we care?"

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'