Campfire Philosophers Mugs

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Desert Island BBQ

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Courage. Love.

Roasting the Moneybox

Future Tents

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Is the fire included?'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Marshmallow Roast

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'