Campfire Philosophers Gifts

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Desert Island BBQ

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

Courage. Love.

Roasting the Moneybox

Future Tents

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Marshmallow Roast

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."