Fireplace Philosophers Gifts

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Good News about winter

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Courage. Love.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"So that's where you were last night."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Santa relaxes by Fire

The two friends

Dog with chew toy.

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

The best apartment at The Maypole

Please roll over and breathe the other way.