Fireplace Philosophers Pillows

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Courage. Love.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Santa relaxes by Fire

The two friends

Dog with chew toy.

Satan in the fireplace

Smiley

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

Collecting logs

An snail shell with a chimney

"It's cut my heating bills right down."