Fire Pit Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the fire pit philosopher? Find playful and clever items that capture their love of deep thoughts and meaningful conversations around the flames. Perfect for those who enjoy pondering life's big questions while relaxing by a crackling fire.

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Anti-Capitalist protesters: 'Just think - after the fall of Capitalism there'll be many more nights like this!'

Anti-Capitalist protesters: 'Just think - after the fall of Capitalism there'll be many more nights like this!' mockup

Anti-Capitalist protesters: 'Just think - after the fall of Capitalism there'll be many more nights like this!'

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"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret." mockup

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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Cat Reunion

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"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get." mockup

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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Courage. Love.

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Herding lava back to the fire pit. mockup

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week" mockup

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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"Dogs are men."

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"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?" mockup

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

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"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!" mockup

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

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Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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Critical Ethanol report

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"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time." mockup

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

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'I'm trying to toilet train them.' mockup

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

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The Inner Dog.

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls." mockup

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

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Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.' mockup

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

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"You need a hobby."

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"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!" mockup

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

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Clown Nightmares

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'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?' mockup

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

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Fuels paradise.

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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