Fireplace Philosopher Gifts

Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

John's Reverie

'Gerald won't light the fire in case someone unleashes a heat seeking missile'.

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Courage. Love.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Smiley

Satan in the fireplace

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Dog with chew toy.

The two friends