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Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

John's Reverie

'Gerald won't light the fire in case someone unleashes a heat seeking missile'.

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

Van Gogh accidentally knocks his color palette into the fireplace.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Courage. Love.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"So that's where you were last night."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

An snail shell with a chimney

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Dog with chew toy.

The best apartment at The Maypole