Fire Pit Philosopher T-Shirts

Anti-Capitalist protesters: 'Just think - after the fall of Capitalism there'll be many more nights like this!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Cat Reunion

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Courage. Love.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Dogs are men."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Critical Ethanol report

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

The Inner Dog.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"You need a hobby."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Clown Nightmares

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Fuels paradise.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

The oil crisis.