Storefront Philosopher Mugs

Opening Monday - Closing Friday.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Consummatum est.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Who's next?"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

Bank

Self- Checkout. I never use those lanes ... I get enough of that in therapy.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."