Promotion Hustler Gifts

'Get me personnel!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

Upward Progress

Work Slave

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

The March to the Top

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Engineer on the move.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"