Promotion Seeker Gifts

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'The first one to find the senior manager's cubicle gets the promotion.'

'You're very ambitious, and that makes me uneasy.'

'Never employ really bright people - they'll all be after your job. . .'

Career opportunities

'Remember darling, don't make yourself indispensable - if you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

You Call That A Raise?

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

"Your new promotion includes a nice paycheck at the end of each month followed by a good thrashing."

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"Your sign is rather appropriate, because I haven't had a raise in five years."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'Retirement plan? No one has survived long enough to retire.'

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"They say you should dress for the job you want."

'Before I commit to promoting you let's discuss celebratory head butts.'

"I hate to leave, but a promotion is a promotion!"

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Careful, you're probably driving in the wrong lane."

"Welcome to your new office...that's just the sword of Damocles."

"With a little bit of luck I'd have a little bit of luck."

"We would like to promote you, but that is why we're keeping you right here."