Promotion Aspirant Gifts

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Career opportunities

What else is there to wish for?

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Upward Progress

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

The March to the Top

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Work avalanche

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."