Promotion Aspirant Gifts

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Career opportunities

What else is there to wish for?

Upward Progress

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

The March to the Top

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Work avalanche

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'Why was I passed over for the C.F.O. position?'