Authority Aspirant Gifts

"Oh, I love the perks and the power, but, on the other hand, it is an internship."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Whatever!

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I like to keep things simple."

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'