Authority Challenger Gifts

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

"Says WHO?"

'I don't make the rules, sir. I'm just grateful for those who do.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'Just out of curiosity, who do you punish on the weekends?'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'You're not gonna like the answer....'

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I questioned authority and then authority questioned ME!"

A lawyer returns unexpectedly from vacation.

'You're not gonna like the answer....'

Question Authority T shirt being returned by judge

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"You were right. I was wrong. Don't let that happen again."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Rude ID photo.

'He's always responded well to authority.'

'You have the attitude of a kid twice your age.

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"But why can't we question authority together?"

Rude passport photo.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

'They will never take me seriously as the president of a dangerous and notorious biker gang as long as you call me 'My little cuddle bear' in front of my friends!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Like His Cheek.

Boy claiming to be a member of parliament and angry with a man for not picking up his hat

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

'I don't like your attitude.'