Authority Rebel Gifts

Cindi continues to have problems with authority figures.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Do not think outside the box!

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Whatever!

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

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'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'