Government Rebel Gifts

'These are the financial records my dad doesn't show the government.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Punk Reindeer

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Do not think outside the box!

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'