Rebelling Gifts

In one last act of civil disobedience, Carl pulled over and died.

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Punk Reindeer

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

Fishbowl rebellion.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

The Choice is Obvious

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Tough Teddies