Rebellion Gifts

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Punktuation Marks.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Gibson! - You're out compliance!"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Don't worry, mom. The nose ring will be less noticeable once I shave my head.'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

"Wow! From up here you can see everything."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.