Rebellion Gifts

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Gibson! - You're out compliance!"

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Punktuation Marks.

'I did it my way.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Don't worry, mom. The nose ring will be less noticeable once I shave my head.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

'The Sex Pistols? Oh, Dad...you're such a square!'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Wow! From up here you can see everything."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Damn the consequences."

'I've always been kind of a rebel!'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.